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Two and a Half Men

12 Season
262 Episode

Two and a Half Men - Season 0 Episode 1 Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.


(3098 votes, average: 7.46/ 10)

30 minutes 2024 HD

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In the original filming of the pilot Blythe Danner played Evelyn Harper, but due to her schedule she decided to drop out of the show and was later replaced by Holland Taylor.

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